My Cornicopia Of Thoughts


These are the thoughts of a teenage girl... may the force be with you....

Ask me anything
I love that when The Beast is yelling at Belle she is just like “Bitch, please.”

I love that when The Beast is yelling at Belle she is just like “Bitch, please.”

amoying:

vevovevo:

what if nipples are portals to different dimensions

like a booby trap

The awkward moment when you have a thousand tabs open and one starts talking

laugh-addict:

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WHERE IS IT OH GOD WHICH ONE IS POSSESSED

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CONGRATULIONS,

YOU WON

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I just heard a girl outside yell..... →

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

luginub:

I just heard a girl outside yell “PARKOUR” really loudly immediately followed by a dull thud on the ground and a softer “ugh” and I’m laughing really hard

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Source: luginub

Source: lucky-c-h-a-r-m-s

When your friends break something of yours.

laugh-addict:

Outside:

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Inside:

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Source: a-thousandkisses

malformalady:

Opalized wood. Petrified wood is basically fossilized wood that has had it’s organic matter replaced by a mineral such as agate, bit by bit, as it decomposes. The wood structure is maintained, but the wood fibers are slowly changed into stone. Sometimes a jasper, quartz, pyrite or even opal(shown above) can be found fossilized in wood.

malformalady:

Opalized wood. Petrified wood is basically fossilized wood that has had it’s organic matter replaced by a mineral such as agate, bit by bit, as it decomposes. The wood structure is maintained, but the wood fibers are slowly changed into stone. Sometimes a jasper, quartz, pyrite or even opal(shown above) can be found fossilized in wood.

Source: malformalady

simplydalektable:

lysnk2:

heartthrobbstark:

i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust

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THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.

i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read

Source: heartthrobbstark

snapchatting:

ugh why did you have to do that cute thing now i have to kiss you

Source: snapchatting

staypozitive:

Our hearts and prayers go out to all those affected by the Boston marathon explosion. 
The Lord is near the broken hearted. Psalm 34:18

staypozitive:

Our hearts and prayers go out to all those affected by the Boston marathon explosion. 

The Lord is near the broken hearted. Psalm 34:18